If you could give any single Pokemon the beat down in real life which one would it be? For me it would have to be Clefable. There's something about that Pokemon that has a punchable face.
I would say Hypno and Drowsee since they are the Pokemon equivalent to pedophiles since they tend to go after kids because their "dreams" are supposedly tastier than adults. Dreams, huh...more like their innocence >_>
Hypno/Drowzee's preferences for children's dreams isn't for dirty reasons. I believe the reason why they prefer children's dreams over adults is because children have more active imaginations than adults. That and children have longer sleep patterns than adults since sleep plays a huge role in cognitive development.
I don't know...I was playing Leaf Green and ran into a little girl in the Berry Forest that was scared because something kept chasing her and caused her to get lost. The culprit? A level 30 Hypnos...yeah, I made sure to Hyper Beam the hell out of it just to make sure it would learn not to chase little girls anymore if it managed to stay alive...
Lol. Hypnos is a known pedo in the Pokemon world. I think we need to lobby to get it removed from all future games.
I wonder what punching a Ditto would be like. As it can transform, it can basically even become a boxing bag. Otherwise, I wonder if you would go straight through an untranformed Ditto, or get stuck inside it...
I'd hammer the crap out of Digglet / Dugtrio. Just put them on those boxes with holes and give me a hammer, all day fun guaranteed.
Diglet dig, diglet dig. Then diglet digs it's own grave. Fuck dugtrio and diglet they both could get the fist.
Instead of whack-a-mole its whack-a-diglett! I agree with you on that one. That one and tentacool. I HATE tentacool.
Another one I don't like is Togepi. I think I started to dislike him since he appeared in the anime (I can't stand the attempts to make something / someone overly "cute"). Also in the game, he is pretty useless, in my opinion.
I just want to slap ash's charizard in the face. He was so cool to you bro. You were bros. Why'd you have to wait til magmar??
I'd like to fight an Machamp in an amazing combat, you know like MMA style. It would be an event for the ages! I've always been a fan of gladiator battles and a one-on-one honorable fights, competitions and tournaments. Blaziken I imagine would be a great competitor as well.
