Anyone who has played this before will know what it is then but basically, theres a hill and each player has to come with a creative way to control the hill so like Player 1: My hill Player 2: I shoot you, my hill Player 3: i crush you with an elephant walrus Player 4: i am uncle bourbon therefore my hill. So lets start shall we :3 i take the hill and place mines everywhere around it and hire several jedi and mercenaires who man fully automatic crossbows that shoot nuclear weapons..... Whos next?
Oh, I thought this was about the real King of the Hill game, where you have a hill and everyone has to fight their way to the top. Can be painful, but in New Zealand we play a lot of painful games. I dress up as their commander and take over...
I am the bible i erase david from history and create several hills on top of each, too hight and steep for vehicles or on foot only by air, hill covered in AA flak cannons with indestrctible sheilds also i have chuck norris with a triangle and Bruce lee Come at me
I send over a squadron of STEALTH bombers and blow your hill sky hi. (thow chuck may have survived it'll take him a while to walk back from the moon. My crater filled hill.
Since aaron actually did claim the hill, him and Vlad fought to the death and I took advantage of the "victor". My hill.
More napalm. All new inhabitants burn in the flames of irony. After hiring an army of ninja's and F-18 fighters, anti missile missiles and early detection satellites i take the hill.
I bring Master Chief and begin an ODST drop. After several hours of battle, I take the hill, and erect a gigantic electrified steel dome. Several T-Rexes are stationed for defense.
I bring Dumbledore who removes the electricity from the dome, then bath the entire dome in hydrofluoric acid for a couple of hourse before blowing it to pieces with some moabs. I then release a horde of spinosaurs to fight the T-rexs, and while they're busy with that, I take the hill.
We develop a dinosaur-disease concoction, load it into tranq-darts, take out all the dinosaurs, and take the hill. I then put up a sign saying "Everyone Welcome" and mine the entire hill. Or what's left of the hill lol
Well, after being burned, attacked by STEALTH bombers, dinossaurs, dragons, mines, Master Chief and Dumbledore, I believe that the hill became a little pile of dust lol
