The most useless thing is?

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  1. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    I agree, but you still can't say that it's useless :p

    Aaand, to your "riddle", the only thing I can think of is Religion, eh?
     
  2. Wolve_NZ

    Wolve_NZ Well-Known Member

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    Im a 'New' Smoker, I just smoke every now and again when my brains really stuck between a Rock and a hard place, makes it easier to think I find, good for problem solving and not doing something erratic and harsh as what I used to do. So it depends on why you smoke, although, I dont like the Cigs that are premade, those are bad for you.

    but, I think the most pointless thing is, well, thats a hard one... :p
     
  3. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Good show, Skaara! :clap: *gives you a biscuit*

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    Actually, I think this thing might've won the thread...
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  4. VanillaToshi

    VanillaToshi Well-Known Member

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    I'm going with religion and/or superstitious beliefs or lies made up by the government like the fact that Bin Laden is dead.






    ^ Aww too late :'(
     
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  5. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    YAY COOKIES! OM NOM NOM :hungry:

    :focus:

    I really can't think of anything that's useless. I mean, you can even use that machine in the previous post. If you want finger-tip massage? Hmm? Think about that! I mean, you can use anything in the world for something, no matter how rediculous or unnecessary it might be. Useless is an over-rated word :3
     
  6. Darkbringer

    Darkbringer Huntsman

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    Maybe, spiders and flies? It seems to me, that flies exist to get eaten by spiders and spiders exist to keep the flies down. Now there are just more and more of both, to the point that you will never, ever, in your entire life (and this was published in one of the most renowned newspapers here) be more than 2 meters away from a spider.
     
  7. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    That's gibberish. What about when you're flying with a fly-kite-thing, I dunno what they're called. Parachuting as well.
    I'm sure some smart guys use spider's web for something. And flies, well, they eat all the sh*t around so it'll be cleaner for us to a very minor degree, so not completely useless... :p
     
  8. rolfwar

    rolfwar Well-Known Member
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    That is not a genuine need.

    Like many others,Smoking is an induced need.
     
  9. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    Your point being..?
     
  10. Aaron

    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    That machine seems to take the cake for me. Although it did make me laugh for quite some time.
     
  11. VanillaToshi

    VanillaToshi Well-Known Member

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    Back to the whole spiders and flies business, spiders keep down the numbers of harmful insects like ones that destroy crops etc. Many other animals like fish and birds eat flies and no doubt spiders and then depending on where you live and what predators are about other animals eat those too then the food chain just goes on and on until it reaches us because we eat almost anything.
     
  12. rolfwar

    rolfwar Well-Known Member
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    what?
     
  13. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    spammers!!!! hate the buggers, and flies.
     
  14. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    Sorry, I'm just asking if you had a point in that. Or perhaps it was just plain statement of other facts? :)

    And yes, Spammers would seem useless, but unfortunately, I have to say, with deep sorrow, that even Spambots have their use.
     
  15. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    for me its those cans that you do not need to use a can opener for i just cut my finger to the bone on one
    and i do not need a doctor i took first aid classes i will fix myself up
     
  16. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    Aww, man those things are sharp! Gotta hate those :p
     
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    This post is pointless
     
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    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    dumbasses who have never shot a gun but give advice on how to shoot and duct tape well that has one use shutting up your girlfriend
     
  20. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    Definatly hipsters