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Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by VanillaToshi, Jan 11, 2013.

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  1. VanillaToshi

    VanillaToshi Well-Known Member

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    I saw some great Skyrim pick up lines and I thought it would be great to see if anyone could think of any for Metro, I attempted this but couldn't think of any good ones so if someone can think of a good'n i'll give them 100 bullets :')
     
    #1 VanillaToshi, Jan 11, 2013
  2. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    what the hell
     
    #2 stevetheranger, Jan 11, 2013
  3. Pip314

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    If you guys are lucky I may show you how long my Polis...
     
    #3 Pip314, Jan 11, 2013
  4. I Hate Lurkers

    I Hate Lurkers Well-Known Member

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    ^ Bahahahaha
     
    #4 I Hate Lurkers, Jan 11, 2013
  5. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    I dont understand...
     
    #5 TheStalker, Jan 11, 2013
  6. Wolve_NZ

    Wolve_NZ Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha! ^.^

    Hey Baby, Wanna hold my Bastard? ;)
     
    #6 Wolve_NZ, Jan 11, 2013
  7. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    my girl friend told me this one is that a bullet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
     
    #7 stevetheranger, Jan 11, 2013
  8. Aaron

    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    I bet that tunnel isn't the only dark an unexplored place in the metro, baby #wink
     
    #8 Aaron, Jan 12, 2013
  9. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    I will show you a darkone baby #smile
     
    #9 stevetheranger, Jan 12, 2013
  10. GoodLordApollo

    GoodLordApollo The Courier

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    I was lucky enough to survive the Nuclear Holocaust. You are also very pretty.
     
    #10 GoodLordApollo, Jan 12, 2013
  11. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    come on i do not even have ones that bad lol
     
    #11 stevetheranger, Jan 12, 2013
  12. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Man, that had me laughing out loud, literally! :lol: :lol :lol:

    Is that a mutation, or are you just very happy to see me?
     
    #12 Skaara Dreadlocks, Jan 12, 2013
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    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    is that a lurker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;)
     
    #13 Jet Odessa, Jan 12, 2013
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    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Would you like to worship my Great Worm?
     
    #14 cerberus, Jan 12, 2013
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    Heavygunner Well-Known Member
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    :lol::laugh::love:
    This was great:D
     
    #15 Heavygunner, Jan 12, 2013
  16. stevetheranger

    stevetheranger Well-Known Member

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    Would you like me to show you my kalash baby#wink
     
    #16 stevetheranger, Jan 12, 2013
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    I'll make you scream like a Nosalis
     
    #17 rolfwar, Jan 12, 2013
  18. Pip314

    Pip314 Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha... Kudos, good sir!
     
    #18 Pip314, Jan 12, 2013
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    We don't need to be dark ones to share a mental connection, baby. ;)
     
    #19 RedJacketMan, Jan 12, 2013
  20. VanillaToshi

    VanillaToshi Well-Known Member

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    LMAO Some pretty good attempts there but so far there's two clear winners that everyone else liked, as well as me. So I owe 100 bullets I believe? To both Mr.Cerberus and Sir Pip.

    Well done.

    If any one thinks of some more, feel free to add them here and I'll pay out more bullets if I rather like what you posted... I can't believe I forgot about The Great Worm. I have missed out on many a great phallus joke today.
     
    #20 VanillaToshi, Jan 12, 2013
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