I kill both of you and teleport to an undisclosed dimension were every land form is a giant mountain. My many mountains.
I go back in time and erase mathematics from history. Thus Dahksinol never said that statement . My still present many hills.
I go back in time with aaron (he didnt know) and save uncle bourbon, we train an indestructible army of demons and come back to the future but change game worlds into Stalker and take control of Duty Base. Mine and bourbons duty base....
you failed to claim the duty base.. theres no hill.... therefore i hire Gordan freeman to kill morgan freeman. Yet again and still my duty base. also he has a purple crowbar with a massiv diamond handle cuz dis is da p!mp Gordan homies. lol excuse me im strange
Actually, dividing by zero is possible once you start getting into the realm of theoretical mathematics. But that's a topic for an entirely different thread. I ignite an argument over religion/politics and the ensuing fight kills everyone except me. My hill.
I dont fight as there is no use to fight pver religon. I then recreate't he big bang with my tardis to insure this forum never existed. NO HILL AT ALL
I claim rule over a number of different dimensions, with no clear way of getting to my plane of existence. Human minds cannot even begin to comprehend my essence and are not aware of the immense impact I have on every single event in all realms. I have no physical form and no visible presence. I simply am. Now it's my hill.
More than 1 year with no fights. I look around and don't see anyone on the hill. I then take my folding chair, put it the middle of what's left of the hill, put a plastic crown on my head, sit comfortably on the chair and proclaim myself as the new king.
I kick ass at King Of The Hill in Arma3, and claim the hill. (I actually sucked though, only killed one enemy )