After leaving aaron to his pile of dust, I find High Hrothgar and employ the Greybeards to assist me in its defense. Oh, and also Paarthurnax is gonna help out. My hill.
Eli, nearing the end of his divine mission - Destination: The hill wanders up it with his best friend Chuck Norris, tries talking to it's new inhabitants which seem to change as often as the people controlling Fort Greymoor (Skyrim), this fails. Eli and Chuck do some crazy ass ninja gun shot machete fighting Gangnam style shit. Capture the hill, build a modernized version of Hitlers eagle nest complete with anti missile, anti aircraft and anti armour systems, water and air filters and basically prepare it for World War 3. Don't forget Eli and Chuck are basically invincible. Also interesting fact, the first guy to survive going over the Niagra falls died by slipping on an orange peel.
After digging a tunnel under high hrothgar a put in a Tsar bomb and set it off from a safe distance. The mountain is gone. Eli finally met his god. And chuck Norris is back on the moon. I take a plane to mount evarest were I install state of the art anti-missile, anti aircraft, anti-mining and anti-personel guns. Air filters and titanium bunkers. And Morgan Freeman in a white suit.
I order Exterminatus on the whole planet to eradicate any opposition, My scorched hill and scorched planet!
After Vladimir destroyed earth I used a shuttle to take me to Jupiter were I discovered a mountain about 3x the size of evarest. I build a bunker just under it's exterior and set up remote defences. (the whole works of course) and an anti EMP device. Besides, the massive storm would be impossible for any aircraft to penetrate. Even missiles and yes... Chuck Norris too.
I deploy atlas (the greek dude) and he crushes the bunker with the weight on his shoulder. Chuck Norris gets stuck in the Great Red Spot. My somewhat-flattened hill/mountain
Since i have a skateboard called an atlas i own him so he works for me, i also have Xerxes, Leonidas, Hitler, Himmler, Viktor Reznov, THe crusty demons, Lucifer, God, The dragonborn, the chinese army, The whole this years line up of NBA players, athena, PLuto, Poseidon, Morgan freeman, Goose from top gun, Mad max, Artyom, Bourbon, 500 bitches, google earth satelites and bill gates, i give all these an invincible potion and anti eplosion gravity so they cannot be blown to the moon they just stay were they are, also they are given thousands of other potions that stop other potions from overiding those potions, also i have a massive penis.
Seeing this army off of invincible men and legends I ponder my options for a moment I decide to to send and implosion device to the hill were I compress them all to a ball the size of s globe and kicking it into a black hole. After I took his 500 bitches and Morgan freeman of course. I find a hill and simply sit on it with Morgan freeman. My hill. P.s. your 500 hundred bitches like my penis better.
You can have them back. To hard to please anyway...there Never happy. But I've still got Morgan Freeman and no one would have the evil to kill him.
Can you write, at least "normal" things not far fetched or ridiculous stuff xd. Since everyone was fighting over another hill i decided to get my own hill on another planet, Mars! My hill and i put a flag with "Vlads Hill"
Part of the fun of this thread is seeing what outrageous materials arise when people get desperate; I say get crazier. After seeing a mere sign on "Vlad's Hill", I burn the sign and bring an army of librarians to help with defense. I've also taught these librarians not to be passive when looked in the eye, so watch out you crazy kids.
Crazy it is then Seeing those librarians over on the hill i decided to call in the cavalry, The Orde Malleus, they wiped the librarians in a few seconds with their nemesis-weapons, and i set up bunkers and trenches filled with imperial guardsman, kasrakin storm troopers, heavy weapons team and artillery emplacements, come get sum!
I talk to Luster and make him remove your moderator status and hire me as a second admin. As a admin I ban all of you and block all the spammers. Mine and Lusters lonley hill
After a long flight to Sweden stelok's house finally comes into sight. Breaking into his house I flip his own deception on him undoing all bans and in turn banning him. My hill
I hire anonymous and they take this site down, nobodies hill I make a hill in my mind. my minded hill
