I have a lot of bullets. I will give them away to the person who makes me laugh first (actually laugh) on this thread. Via a comment. It can be a joke or etc. Rules: -no sexual,violent,profane language posts. -has to be legit funny -you have to make the comment up YOURSELF, cannot get it from another source. -You can post a max of 3 times (per person) -Have fun No deadline, make me laugh. Get some bullets.
What do you call a laptop on a table? Spoiler A tabletop... I should just leave the forums for that joke...
Thanks guys and thanks for the tons of bullets! I know, my jokes were quite stupid, but I can't deny that I chuckled at them a bit myself. It's just so dumb it's funny. :lol:
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Stole from the GSC Fourms, Some of you lot should get it Theirs two bloodsuckers, devouring a Vampire, One turns to the other and asks: "Does this make us Cannibals?" The other looks up and says: "HolyFuck! a Talking bloodsucker!" xD And stole this one off Youtubes Knock Knock, Who's There? Pow Pow Who? Pow Pot Please! Dont kill me! xD
Some jokes off Sickipedia. Don't worry I won't post anything offensive. Whats Hitlers favourite chocolate? Spoiler Fuhrer Rocher It's all fun and games until you realise Casper the ghost is actually a dead child. This one has swearing in it :O Spoiler Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please." "Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?" "Fuck off you cunt," he snapped, before walking off with his food. I love working in the prison canteen. I used to be obsessed with JRR Tolkien. Now I've kicked the hobbit!
