Off topic: I just realised that maybe I was supposed to make my own "Greetings" thread instead of hijacking this one? lol Apologies to the OP!
No worries, you'll only have to clean the toilets for a year... and don't try Atyom's trick, we've had too many people trying to pull that one...
Not having read the book yet, I had to go and spoil that one for myself. ...I'll be happy to be staying right here.
Hmm. So for starters I hijacked a thread and then admitted to not having read the "Good Book". *sniff sniff* I think I'll smell my sentence already... Thank you! By definition, can the post-apocalyptic Metro be kind?
well, yes, indeed! instead of a pack of ravenous nosalises it could send you a pack of bacon and shroom vodka!
